Your name is JAKE ENGLISH.. You are TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD and manage to support yourself with a job as a ZOOKEEPER while your BEST BRO bums off of you while in college.Tumblr (3.0; @jakeinthesuburbs)http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourorangecrush.tumblr.com/post/23072416109/i-dont-understand-curtains-shoutout-to-jake">yourorangecrush</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t understand curtains.</p> <p>Shoutout to Jake, enjoy the mess you’ll have to clean up when you get home.</p> </blockquote> <p>What in the garbled fuck sort of mess could you have wrangled yourself into with curtains? We dont even have those blasted things!</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/23143448408http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/23143448408Tue, 15 May 2012 22:20:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxey47l4ZY1qzwfwvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/23143262627http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/23143262627Tue, 15 May 2012 22:17:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ma1m1iOw1qg78udo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zombieunderdog.tumblr.com/post/22539407561/the-weather-man">zombieunderdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Weather Man</p> </blockquote>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22566192034http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22566192034Sun, 06 May 2012 22:56:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvqplpSdK1qfhre5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvqplpSdK1qfhre5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvqplpSdK1qfhre5o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvqplpSdK1qfhre5o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ikaristwin.tumblr.com/post/18172233464/29-leonard-part-6-1987-dir-paul-weiland">ikaristwin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#29 - Leonard Part 6 (1987) dir. Paul Weiland  <em>0.5/10</em></p> <blockquote> <p><em>a metaphorical film about celebrity egotism, as well as blatant product placement, vegetarian terrorists, food fetishes, flying ostriches, and some of the worst dialogue ever contrived.<br/></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22235488845http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22235488845Tue, 01 May 2012 21:56:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yhkcXEOx1qbt2u1o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yhkcXEOx1qbt2u1o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yhkcXEOx1qbt2u1o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yhkcXEOx1qbt2u1o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uncharted-territories.tumblr.com/post/21793036531/this-is-the-largest-cave-in-the-world-there-is-a">uncharted-territories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the largest cave in the world. There is a jungle inside of it. An entire New York City block of 40-story buildings could fit in there. I want to go to there.</p> </blockquote>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22233909114http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22233909114Tue, 01 May 2012 21:37:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m379qkcJ4l1r08n52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingmeson.tumblr.com/post/21990438193/hang-son-doong-cavern-in-vietnam-the-worlds">kingmeson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Hang Son Doong Cavern</strong> in Vietnam. The world’s largest cave passage known to man.</p> <p><em>Can you spot the 2 scientists in this photo?</em></p> </blockquote>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22233887644http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22233887644Tue, 01 May 2012 21:36:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqzlm969291qikncmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22233866844http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22233866844Tue, 01 May 2012 21:36:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hieroglyphsinthesand.tumblr.com/post/22231286600/i-guess-a-l0t-0f-us-like-ruins-and-that-s0rt-0f">hieroglyphsinthesand</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i guess a l0t 0f us like ruins and that s0rt 0f thing</p> <p>thats s0 c00l</p> <p>we sh0uld all get t0gether and talk ab0ut ruins</p> </blockquote> <p>Arent ruins just the bees knees. Bah. So amazing.</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22231642869http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22231642869Tue, 01 May 2012 21:09:33 -0400<p>Finally something relevant and riveting. Perhaps a james bond feature?</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22228723672http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22228723672Tue, 01 May 2012 20:33:57 -0400<p>Be patient for a darn tic im hiking to the bus chill your man chest or whatever the devil it is you say.</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22228080932http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22228080932Tue, 01 May 2012 20:25:55 -0400<p>Excuse me but there is no wanking here! I am in public good sir.</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22228033239http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22228033239Tue, 01 May 2012 20:25:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37w0vbadV1qelcvjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22227640359http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22227640359Tue, 01 May 2012 20:20:26 -0400<p>Pahtnah *double pistols and a wink*</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22227612274http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22227612274Tue, 01 May 2012 20:20:05 -0400<p>I dont reckon i do?</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22227584555http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22227584555Tue, 01 May 2012 20:19:44 -0400<p>Thats a bit too much information there but i promise to not take too long. Im finishing up my cuppa jo as we speak pal.</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22227562955http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22227562955Tue, 01 May 2012 20:19:28 -0400<p>….Thats what i asked for the love of great praying mantis its like you never listen to me. <br/>As entertaining it sounds to wipe your buttocks with a lappy i advise you dont. Ill be home shortly ok?</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22226954490http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22226954490Tue, 01 May 2012 20:11:45 -0400<p>Do you happen to be sending me memorandums from the thunder box?</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22226224562http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22226224562Tue, 01 May 2012 20:02:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d75tXKYn1rtgudao1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourorangecrush.tumblr.com/post/22225396904/jakeinthesuburbs-a-little-something-good-ol">yourorangecrush</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22218271608/a-little-something-good-ol-dirky-boy-drew-for-me">jakeinthesuburbs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A little something good ol dirky boy drew for me today. Do you think it looks like me?</p> </blockquote> <p>Of course it does. Nothing compares to my artistic ability.</p> <p>[[omfg you actually uploaded this ilu<3]]</p> </blockquote> <p>You are truly one of a kind.</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22226017641http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22226017641Tue, 01 May 2012 19:59:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bpp0sha91qf8ckuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22218716333http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22218716333Tue, 01 May 2012 18:21:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d75tXKYn1rtgudao1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A little something good ol dirky boy drew for me today. Do you think it looks like me?</p>http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22218271608http://jakeinthesuburbs.tumblr.com/post/22218271608Tue, 01 May 2012 18:15:29 -0400guys))our dirk is perfect js))she draws me gay stuff in gym class))